Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 06, 2019

cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu February 18, 2018

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.

Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me

by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 09, 2017

cake

• cake meaning ass, not a type of cake.

you get the idea of what cake means

by ariellia March 24, 2021

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

Cakes

Cakes

Come get these cakes

by Poloman14 September 07, 2022