Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Moonlight Moment

The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.

Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.

by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017

callum moment

Being a sore loser, manipulation, crying if they dont get their way

He just pulled a callum moment.

by anonymous May 7, 2022

Dubebe Moment

It's a dababy moment...But french!

My mom: Why did u hit your classmate with a giant baguette?
Me: *Dubebe Moment*

by F3rdy November 26, 2021

lucy moment

Says will be gone for five minutes and doesn't come back for an hour.

"That's such a lucy moment!"
"Can you stop pulling a lucy on me?"

by Pawgeye July 28, 2022