hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

butt-monkeys

An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).

1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.

by luKx July 17, 2004

Funnel monkey

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.

Look there's a funnel monkey!

by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011

Monkey Fur

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

by Sailor Amour October 4, 2010

monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.

Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.

by 420 Pope May 12, 2006

monkey grass

marijuana, ganja, grass!! do u get it yet?

lets go mow that monkey grass sucka

by individual March 6, 2005

Rust Monkey

When a guy sticks his penis in a girl's ass right before she goes to the bathroom and pulls it out with shit all over the shaft.

I gave my girlfriend a rust monkey when she had diarrhea one time, it smelled raunchy! brown gladiator

by JomageX April 6, 2011