The Usual Gang of Idiots

The authors of Mad Magazine such as Bill Gaines, Dick DeBartolo and Al Jaffee.

This new Mad Magazine says from The Usual Gang of Idiots.

by anonymous January 22, 2023

North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)

The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045

Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)

by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023

Big Money Gang

A bunch of desperate broke nobodys who claim to have “motion” but settle for bare minimum

Big Money Gang Really NOT Having Shit

by RealSkreetNigga104 March 14, 2023

Big Money Gang

A Click Full Of Leaches With No Reason To Live

We are the stimulus flexers “big money gang”

by RealSkreetNigga104 March 14, 2023

SBB/SBB Gang

SBB: Sworn By Blood

SBB Gang= A term used for a group of closest friends (brothers). Specifically willing to do bad things for each other

Girl 1: Hey, pretty boy.
Friend of hers: You're talking to an SBB/SBB Gang member.
Girl 1: SBB?
Friend of hers: Sworn By Blood. He would sacrifice you for his brothers aka the SBB Gang.

by dpartner435 March 17, 2023

Greenup county gangbang

A bunch of methheads get naked under a bridge while reading Jesse Stuart novels and listening to billy ray Cyrus then once the ritual is complete they start banging in a hardcore manner

I was strolling by the ol bridge when I seen a good ol greenup county gangbang goin on then I became the ring leader

by Professor dickstain April 12, 2023

Back On The Chain Gang

I found a picture of you, oh-oh
Well, it hijacked my world at night
To a place in the past we've been cast out of, oh-oh
Now we're back in the fight
We're back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang
Circumstance beyond our control, oh-oh
The phone, the TV and the news of the world

Got in the house like a pigeon from hell, oh-oh
Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies
Put us back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang

The powers that be
That force us to live like we do
Bring me to my knees
When I see what they've done to you
Well, I'll die as I stand here today
Knowing that deep in my heart
They'll fall to ruin one day
For making us part
I found a picture of you, oh-oh
Those were the happiest days of my life
Like a break in the battle was your part, oh-oh
In the wretched life of a lonely heart
Now I'm back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang

by Death Menace May 12, 2023