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fart catapult

the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.
As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.
by loudog3 May 5, 2011
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Zombie Fart

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.
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shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.
by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
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Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.
Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart
by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019
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piss fart

when one farts while pissing and the fart gets trapped in the piss creating a bubble. said bubble can grow into a being if not popped.
you’re such a piss fart.”
“aww i made a piss fart :(“
by jaxthepissfart January 24, 2021
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Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys
"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "
by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018
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Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
by DATGAS January 29, 2012
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