Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 20, 2021

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

jamming the chocolate

the action of fucking or getting pounded in the anal hole

dude look at my dick i just was jamming the chocolate on her

by thy skip and yogie April 4, 2010

chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.

Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.

by Douwntanal October 14, 2019

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler ribsteake(micro waveable burger)with a kitkat (chocolate bar)on it so the rustler has melted chocolate all over it and it tasetes freakin ossim (alternative to awesome)inveted by SUPER SPRIGGS<- my gamer tag

WARNING: continued consumpsion of the chocolate rustler may cause masive fucking heart attack

by martydom noob February 14, 2009