by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
by audhatesu January 29, 2022

by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.
"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021
