God Church

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up
Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS
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God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17
I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church
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God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone
Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church
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GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".
And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.
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god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.
Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
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god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
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