Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 18, 2025

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024

Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

by X7MCB May 13, 2023

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.

Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024