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Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013
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Taco

1. Food
2. Sometimes used to describe a vagina (I don't think I want to eat tacos anymore...)
3. Top coat for nail polish in the holosexual language
3. Now let's add a nice thick coat of glossy taco...
by How can EVERYTHING be in use!! January 16, 2019
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Sleep taco

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
by lolo123lolol123 November 17, 2013
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Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef
Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco
by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023
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Taco pinata

A mexican who gets on your fucking nerves somtimes <3
Mexican: your a mushrum Me: stfu taco pinata
by Rubberbandeater May 14, 2019
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Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
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Taco Meat

When a Man has Many ugly bumps on his face or neck from shaving wrong.
Damn did you see the bumps on Ol' Boy neck,

That nigga got mad taco meat!!!
Or
Make sure you wash your face, i can see early signs of taco meat on yo Shit!!!
by James Samuel Dean June 28, 2016
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