SIMP

A man that is mega gay because he put the hoes BEFOR the BROS and that gay

And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU

That Nigga Is A SIMP

by Super_Nigga September 16, 2021

Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis

She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies

by Bradford G February 25, 2025

Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.

Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

SIMP

A highly contagious disease. Transmitted by attractive women but can only effect 9 year old fortnite kids on instagram.

You're a simp.

by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020

Simp

When someone does everything in the name of their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: "What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020