May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023
when after a female masterbates her male partner she take her semen covered hand and slaps him in the face with it as if in a way to gain the alpha position in the relationship even though she just gave her partner a "hand job."
-how was that hand job you got last night.
-it was good but she suffrage slapped me,
-i guess that means she's in charge of the relationship.
-it was good but she suffrage slapped me,
-i guess that means she's in charge of the relationship.
by qwertyp4321 March 20, 2011
Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead
by snjgaming September 22, 2011
by PorkNPussy December 10, 2015
Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny May 22, 2011
national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.
national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
by national slap a guys ass day May 04, 2023