Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

old brown beard

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.

I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.

by E Dollar May 20, 2010

I’m Gonna Brown

The act of violently shitting your pants and/or the surfaces around you.

“I’m gonna brown”

“what?”

“IM SHITSING”

by ThePaintLicker December 2, 2021

whats brown and sticky

it is a stick

guy 1: whats brown and sticky
guy 2: idk
guy 1: its a stick you dumbass

by doubleabat January 18, 2022

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Brown Spring Weekend

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.

Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!

by Brunonian December 21, 2010

dont frown on brown

Don't frown on brown. Don't shy away from anal sex. Give it a try and turn that frown upside down.

She mentioned that she "was too nervous to try anal sex." I then told her "don't frown on brown." She now enjoys having anal sex with me. Dont frown on Brown!

by Progie on the Island February 22, 2017