windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.

My brother is an expert in window-watching

by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024

Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024

Windozered

Getting windozered is when you fucked over by Microsoft Windows.

"I just got windozered"
"How?"
"I tried opening powerpoint and it blue screened my computer"

by Windozerman September 19, 2023

windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023