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all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.
person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf
by berber16 May 7, 2018
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ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025
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Frizz for all

Frizz for all gives u the power to use frizziness ( second form of rizz) 10000000%
I shall evolve to use Frizz for all
by Frizzilante February 28, 2023
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all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
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Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu
Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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greatest rapper of all time

Carti is the best at not only rapping, but music in its entirety. There has never been anyone as versatile as Carti. I’m grateful to be living during the same time as Carti. He’s the closest thing to God on Earth. I’ll die for this man.
by cartislover April 11, 2024
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Some who is genuinely stunning both inside and out and has an amazing sense of style and a beautiful smile to match it. When you meet this person you will know it instantly and probably not be able to look away, you will be captivated completely and utterly.
‘Wow who is that?’ *jaw hangs open slightly* ‘that’s Layla, she’s TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time) I can’t believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet her’
by Algy February 1, 2024
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