Simp

by Not penlan December 27, 2021
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When a man doesn’t spend time with the boys and spends time with his girlfriend.
Joe: Hey dude want to play?
Alex: nah I’m spending time with my girlfriend, I can’t hang out with the boys today
Joe: You SIMP
by Spongabobbo March 06, 2020
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Person 1: oh that guy is such a Liam
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: he is a simp
by not ranga September 23, 2020
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Lewis Thompson and Travis Bell the most pussy whipped boys out there. They idolise the puss rather than the boys and would rather be on ft than be a true bro.
"Bitches ain't shit" Ghandi
'Travis and lewis are such simps'
by T dog is a simp May 06, 2020
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he's a simp
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The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
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example of professional simping:
- she maybe said the n-word, she maybe bullied the staff or the members, and she was maybe taking drugs but I mean she is so kind and pure she would never hurt anybody. She is such a sweetie, she is so pretty what a shame for her career... And she is not fluent in English, she doesn't know the meaning of it....awww my poor baby
by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021
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