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John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
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John’s Dictionary

The coolest person in the world so he has a dictionary
by Killa 678 February 14, 2021
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John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” The name Harry, on the other hand, is primarily a male name of English origin that means Army Ruler. Originally a diminutive form of Harold or Henry. When combined, the name John Harry stands for a piece of shrimp who's a simp for cars. Just kidding I dunno who you are and only you can define you. I'm guessing that you wanna become a doctor like your mom or dad? I dunno but i know for the fact that you'll be an amazing surgeon.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021
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John Henry

When someone punches or pounds an erect penis straight down like driving steel into railroad ties.
She got me going but then gave me the John Henry to seal the deal.
by Dkankel June 26, 2022
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John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.
"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"
by Chaos bb November 24, 2021
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Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.
This mf really Johning right now
“You a John ass mf”
by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018
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otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john
by john245boss March 1, 2019
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