John

Shark man
NomNom

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy

by Madz0305 November 21, 2021

John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.

John is very mid.

by Bb daddy September 13, 2022

John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023

John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer

Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing

by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019

Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.

Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.

by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021

Johning

When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.

Person one: “I’m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and that’s why I’m playing terribly!” (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: “quit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.”

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

John

A big dude with a monstrous cock that's 12 inch.

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch

by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022