ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

monkey shit

someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit

piss off u monkey shit

by Anup February 14, 2004

monkey bread

the thing to get when at the el ray theatre to see ozma with earlimart(pretty good) and slow reader(not even decent) as the opening acts. It's really good bread.

Man, listening to ozma and eating monkey bread is pretty decent.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Rust Monkey

When a guy sticks his penis in a girl's ass right before she goes to the bathroom and pulls it out with shit all over the shaft.

I gave my girlfriend a rust monkey when she had diarrhea one time, it smelled raunchy! brown gladiator

by JomageX April 6, 2011

Monkey Fur

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

by Sailor Amour October 4, 2010

Funnel monkey

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.

Look there's a funnel monkey!

by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011

monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.

Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.

by 420 Pope May 12, 2006