I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I hate u

I love u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"

by Hwru March 13, 2022

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020

I don't guess

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.

Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess

by tetterman September 6, 2020

I hate you

Why you hate me qmq?

No I hate you! >:(

by Sin and con August 12, 2021

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!

by Happy pickle January 28, 2019

I yk you

Another very special way to say I love you to the cutest person ever

Felipe, I yk you so much yk?

by Ireallylovefeli<3 May 29, 2022