troll-fishing

to post content for the sole purpose of baiting (and catching) people to troll.

Did you see the anti-Trump meme I posted? I was troll-fishing for my alt-right uncle and now it has 102 angry comments.

by steine April 22, 2018

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

Fish-child

A person is who over obsessed with fish and believes that they are part fish themselves.

Oh, look there go the fish child Owen in the water again, he must seem to think he is a fish. No wonder they call him fish-child.

by BB_Gun January 10, 2018

Urban Survival Fishing

Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.

Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."

by Barkerlona May 2, 2018

fishing tackle

What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.

Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Flab That Fish

The act of beating a fish for so long (like beating your meat) it becomes all flabby, therefore FLAB THAT FISH!!

Gordon Ramsay: “YOU FUCKING DONUTS, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE THIS DISH!! FLAB THAT FISH!!

by Kiwi3839 January 5, 2020