simp

a man who desperately wants the attention of women because he is a sad little virgin

“Man, that Tom kid is such a simp, he always tries to talk to girls even though he’s a lame weeb.”

by dannycarter June 17, 2020

Simp

When a guy named aleyus dated a girl named jenny and ditched Jacob and us for her after school or to walk with his "best friend "

me:where tf us aleyus,
jacob:idk I saw him walking with jenny after school
me:what a simp, gay

by simp dectector March 25, 2020

Simp

Jacob Roberts

Jacob Roberts is the biggest simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020

simp

pokimane viewers

Wow What a Simp!

yeah i think he watches Pokimane.

by juan and the boy November 25, 2020

simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )

"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"

by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020

Simp

If a man or a woman gives all their money, time, attention and etc. just to get someone's attention. They are willing to give large amounts of money and lots of time just to get this one person to get to love or see them. They are also willing to just do anything at all for attention from the person they are simping for.

ps; do not use simp if the person is just being respectful to someone or complimenting someone because you a dumbass if so

good way to use:
man/woman: wanna go out? i'll give you a no limit credit card, a house and gucci clothes
✔ this is a simp
bad way to use:
man/woman: you look cute!/you are awesome!/you look pretty/ you look handsome/ queen!/ king!/ oh sorry.
🚫 not simp

by ppfft7767 October 11, 2020

Simp

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.

Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*

by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022