by bobbathy ross June 25, 2021
Get the national send a d pic daymug. A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019
Get the A-S-A-P-T-S-Dmug. Person 1: do you see that tree?
Person 2: no, there is a W I D E James in the way
Person 1: understandable, have a great day
Person 2: no, there is a W I D E James in the way
Person 1: understandable, have a great day
by smol James October 3, 2020
Get the W I D E Jamesmug. On June 14 of every year is decimate your dick day in which you must nut 5 times or more in one day to pass the test
by Habe December 19, 2020
Get the Decimate your d*ck daymug. When you're so bored literally at life that you type the search bar "type any word" without every other letter.
by Skinnypenis469 November 10, 2020
Get the T p a y o dmug. A high school in which white boys that say the n-word and latina girls that fight each other come together. A place where you might die choking on weed in the bathrooms. A wonderous land with a football team that wins one game a season. A factory with no windows and a terrible AC. This place is home. We come here to cry, to laugh, to hear the marching band play the same song every Friday. Golden brown, flush them down.
by friedpicklemunch August 6, 2023
Get the Harry D. Jacobs High Schoolmug.