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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
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Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix
Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis
by theman1243333 August 22, 2011
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.
My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!
by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012
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Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole
man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night
by pupcorez November 4, 2021
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Italian Chocolate Freezie

Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.
Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
by Bob with Joe May 18, 2014
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