Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

Cake

When the bowl of weed is empty, joint is done.

This joint is cake, put it into the ashtray.

by STL Gal April 7, 2021

Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

cake

what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of

quick science lesson: you are cake

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

Caked

When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson January 19, 2018