jean green

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

Green fn

Green Fn

Shoot your shot! Green Fn

by 76Rocket March 7, 2024

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

green morph suit

how to troll the news guy

Person 1: how do we troll the weatherman
person 2: with a green morph suit.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Goat vomit green butt nugget

first off we need to start out with what is known as the Appalachian brand but it's an Appalachian aborigine from that waitress that is here is a butt nugget from the butt of that Appalachian and color in nature is Go bomb the green

Have you seen my latest goat vomit green butt nugget?

by Honkyclanoftheapplacianbrand November 2, 2023

Green Knight

A Green Knight is an overzealous and obsessed fan of said product(s). Green knighting is defending a company's product(s) with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints said company receives from anyone else about their product(s).

Reading through the tweets, there are still Green Knights who will defend this bad game.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024