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Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
Sam was horny so he churning the butter
by Striker2701 November 30, 2024
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Dear butter

The residue you get around your penis from having sex!
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Wifey Butter

(noun) Something especially made with extra love, time, and care, usually food, in order to impress the future or current husband. A product, usually a food item, created in order to flex those cooking skills as "wifey material" to impress your significant other.

A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.

Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
example with food:

Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"

Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."

Coined by Tiffany Rachel.

"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.

Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
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Butter nutz

A fuck I woke up with butter nutz again
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deep butter

Any part of the internet you are afraid to go to.
I really want to know what makes this John Wayne Gacy character so infamous, but I'm afraid of the deep butter.
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butter boy

A boy, not man, that passes butter or collects butter towards others
Charles was the idiotic butter boy and constantly passed butter to the wrong people.
by Elber it Sits January 20, 2020
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mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
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