piss perfect

something that is perfect

but for people with piss kinks

'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'

by theguyfromwham September 28, 2022

baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016

piss hell

when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself

goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022

Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.

Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."

by carpetedlime June 7, 2021