both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Pepper-Bean

A betrayal of someone to save yourself, done without remorse.

Originated from Lindy Pepper-Bean, who betrayed Ricky September to save herself in the Doctor Who episode Dot and Bubble.

"I'll help myself too, but don't worry, I won't pull a Pepper-Bean on you!"

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic

“stfu that’s why ur an afro bean”

by enna😦 March 16, 2023

Beans

The pads on cats paws that when you squish it makes their claws come out

The cat had such cute toe beans

by IamtheBah April 28, 2021

Epic Beans Town

The hip way of saying a cool place. This could also be considered the equality of Indian Cultures Nirvana

Mom- Where were you today?
Me- Oh, I was just at Epic Beans Town

by EpicBeansTown June 16, 2019

Bean

His name is Dylan and is always drowning in females

OMG ITS BEAN!!! Act cool

by Eat them toes 445 August 20, 2022

RKO the Bean

When you absolutely annihilate a girl’s bean (clitoris) using Randy Orton’s signature wrestling moves.

Todd: “The becky from last night was a FREAK, you know I had to RKO the bean!”

by huntr March 26, 2021