I Love Me

I love me means to fuck yourself. This means to masturbate.

Boy- Do you masturbate?
Girl- Yes , I love me and you.
Boy- <3<3<3

by ILoveShrabona July 11, 2019

Ere Me Now

Yo Ere Me now Iz about ta bust down da massive word fing for all yous batty boys. Ere Me Now iz one hof da best phrazes to use when your posse aignt listenin. Or like in da case some spasticated Geezer hez like trying ta ignore yous.

Yo Ere Me Now Dis be none utter dan mez main G Kernal KFC.
Aight so yous is like da geezer oo makes all dem chikens fings innit.

by MC Liquid November 24, 2004

let me drive

to tell a person that is operating a computer to allow you to operate the mouse and/or keyboard without their assistance. Usually used during training.

When showing a new employee how to set up a page in wordperfect you ask them to "let me drive" because you can do it easier than you can explain it.

by billy25685 January 22, 2008

Trust Me Briks

What one says when trying to convince another about OR to do anything
Substitute for 'just do it'

Joe: (1:30 AM) Hey Briks let's go get tea
Briks: Um no thanks im not really in the mood
Joe: Trust Me Briks, It Makes Sense

by The Evil Walrus Lord April 5, 2009

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.

"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"

by Onibaku December 16, 2008

fuck me sideways

when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)

'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"

by pgdog August 29, 2018

da me candela

"Dar candela" literally translates to "give the candle/fire." It's used in Puerto Rican slang to describe being given or giving a hard time.

SN: I'm Puerto Rican and have NEVER heard it used to reference anal sex though I can see how it'd work.

"Da me candela" would mean "Give me the candle."
"Este nene me esta dando candela!" would mean "This boy is giving me a hard time!"
"Si ella no me deja quieta, le doy candela!" would mean "If she doesn't leave me alone, I'll give her the fire!"

by BoricuaMami1159 April 23, 2017