The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
Get the mach 1 tacomug. a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...
Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020
Get the taco catmug. by Haley dow August 11, 2025
Get the Shawn tacomug. Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
by biglesbo September 3, 2016
Get the Taco jobmug. by Vancouver Taco Fiend December 17, 2017
Get the Vancouver Tacomug. Say it with me meow...
tacoing hole
/tä′kō-ing hōl/
adjective
1. A hollowed place of something tasty; a cavity or pit of deliciousness.
2. An opening or perforation, leading to intense oral joy.
3. An opening in a small building, strip mall, box van or cart such as the area of a more authentic hispanic neighborhood between a laundromat and fried chickening box.
tacoing hole
/tä′kō-ing hōl/
adjective
1. A hollowed place of something tasty; a cavity or pit of deliciousness.
2. An opening or perforation, leading to intense oral joy.
3. An opening in a small building, strip mall, box van or cart such as the area of a more authentic hispanic neighborhood between a laundromat and fried chickening box.
"dug my face into a tacoing hole with great fervor."
"a tacoing hole in one's hood; had a tacoing hole on every corner."
"a tacoing hole in one's hood; had a tacoing hole on every corner."
by Mike Foxtrot August 5, 2025
Get the Tacoing Holemug. by Sam Squids August 29, 2019
Get the Toxic Taco Gasmug.