penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 5, 2003

penis muncher

curran bullock

look! currans munching penis again!

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

penis whipper

when your fucking a girl and she farts

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.

Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

Penis Brine

a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.

My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.

by I <3 Pinatas January 21, 2011

penis sneeze

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.

ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

by www.youtube.com/oscarknott69 March 2, 2009