James

cracked at video games.
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite

James ate your grandma

by Fishisfuckinggoodchips November 20, 2022

James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.

“have u heard what james did”

“yeah what a cunt”

by pussydough January 28, 2023

Barthomule James Jr lll

barthomule james jr lll is chain of memes coming from a guy named barthomule james jr lll

That nigga barthomule james jr lll has some dope ass weed

the penis on barthomule james jr lll is massive

by that nigga alton April 1, 2022

James

So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!

"Wow, that is one true James," the cutest girl in middle school says.

by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019

James

James fine as fuck all the ladies want him.
Example: the realist nigga wit a fine face.

He a goat at football too. And he real he not fake!

Omg that’s James girl you better shoot ya shot 😝

by Justpostingshit215 November 20, 2023

james

a smart person who is so orz

Person 1) James is so orz.
Person 2) I want to date him.

by orzintballs May 31, 2025

James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020