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by anonymous February 8, 2022
mugGet the cakemug.

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Progressive Cakemug.

The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
mugGet the The pound cakemug.

Louisiana Crunch Cake

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up
by lilLasagna December 6, 2019
mugGet the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug.

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
mugGet the Wedding Cake Surprisemug.

Cake

When the bowl of weed is empty, joint is done.
This joint is cake, put it into the ashtray.
by STL Gal April 7, 2021
mugGet the Cakemug.

Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.
Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?
by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017
mugGet the Ho-cakemug.

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