i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

i like poop

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021

I don’t care

What my dad says instead of “yes” or “sure” 99% of the time.

Me: Dad, can I go out with friends tonight?
Dad: I don’t care.

by Cqss August 30, 2020

when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject

...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).

by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I hate u

I love u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"

by Hwru March 13, 2022

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020