pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

piss girl

Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl

“Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl”

by Boooya321 May 4, 2023

Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022

Gamer-Piss

When you are in the middle of a video game and you sprint to the bathroom to pee but flush while you are still peeing in order to save on time to get back to the game.

I just took a gamer-piss

by FoShizzle5735 February 21, 2021

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

piss pojke

isak

Man 1: look over there it's the guy
Man 2: yeah that's isak, the piss pojke.

by Elbotio October 28, 2022