schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.

“Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”

by Chichitara September 25, 2023

Face Dog

Chinese term, referring to a person, that is extremely focused on the looks of another.

To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.

I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~

by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021

Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.

Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"

by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022

Cum face

An honerable statement though frowned apon in some cultures and groups that is a unisex phrase that is actually a compliment at the end of the day but mostly males use this as a way to show their affection towards you so wether you agree with it or not it is a compliment

1.Guy:what’s up cum face

Girl: hey daddy

2. Girl: oh my god girl he is so sexy, like straight cum face

Hell yess

by Titty hickey July 18, 2022

Des Face

Usually taken in picture form but also used when sitting staring at someone. Also called resting bitch face. Although it looks like she wants to kill you it can also be adorable.

Many will know this face from multiple women.

Have you saw this girls picture? "Wow she looks like she wants to stab you, thats definitely a des face"

by 148J July 21, 2022

Bird face

When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.

Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me

by John Tseno November 15, 2022

Man Face

The best face in Roblox. People who wear this face are considered chads.

Man Face is better than awful faces like Woman Face, Winning Smile, and Stitchface.

by awawpogi June 4, 2022