Tory eye test

Going for a drive, typically 30 minutes or more, to see if your eyes work properly. Usually conducted with passengers for maximum danger to family and strangers alike.

I had a terrible headache and I couldn't see very well so I thought I'd go for a tory eye test.

by Slim jim gravy guy May 26, 2020

Eyes from heaven

Eyes so sexy they can’t look at anything else

Toni don’t listen to anything dan says cause she can’t stop looking in to his eyes from heaven

by Whitelines84 May 12, 2019

babys blue eyes

Gorgeous blue eyes that are always loved.

Didn't you know that he's got those babys blue eyes.

by Rawrxdjrrdwelp October 23, 2017

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008

Happily Eye Raped

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently

Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 21, 2018

AICH EYE VEE

the pronunciation of HIV, commonly used in the medical field to describe homosexual man-whores

This gay guy has aich eye vee

by ihaveaicheyevee September 4, 2018

Swimming Pool eyes

When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Chlorine Eyes

Damn, that guy has swimming pool eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011