cake

what cam has

damn, cam has some cake.

by ihaveatightbussy January 14, 2023

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Cake Bombing

When you have no friends to Love Bomb, you will instead Cake Bomb to gain friends in order to Love Bomb. Cake Bombing is about producing and sharing an extremely large amount of baked goods with people you don't know, until they become your friends.

That new guy sure is desperate bringing these cakes to this pub crawl, the ladies are fawning all over him, it's making me extremely jealous of all that attention he's getting, perhaps I should try cake bombing myself.

by Mushroom_Mycelium February 23, 2024

Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry

"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"

by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

cake server

A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.

I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.

by grindy March 6, 2017

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022