God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022

spaniard rizz god

a spaniard rizz god is somebody that can lure in any being with his/her sneaky tricks. the spaniard usually has knowledge of the sexual language known as Spanish. now be careful around these sneaky fuckers because once they start chatting you up, you might as well get your things ready for a sleepover at there ;) commonly know as louis c walker

“where has my undies gone ?”
“the spaniard rizz god have taken them”

by Richard fiddler October 14, 2022

We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.

Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"

by Hym Iam November 09, 2023

Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff

A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND

by unknown shipper pie ship May 27, 2019

ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.

Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!

by Murph the Kenzo May 07, 2021

Rust God

Ian. Simple as that. Ian is the rust god.

Dude #1 :I’m literally the rust god

Dude #2 : Bitch you not Ian

by rustgodswife June 11, 2023

ur god fraud

The most devastating insult that anyone can say. Even god forbid it. Every time somebody says "your god fraud,"
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.

Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

by jehovahschild April 15, 2018