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Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.
by MagicMahn January 9, 2022
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Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022
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Slapping rice

To be fuckin there bitch or girl
Yes Mike I'm slapping rice with your bitch
by Squints2316 December 16, 2022
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slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.
by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023
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Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls
by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016
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If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)
by notkenzieee October 23, 2023
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slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint
I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.
by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018
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