peachy balls

Testicles that have been recently shaved but have some stubble. Short hairs, like a peach.

Hey babe be careful down there. I've got peachy balls.

by Nepostael July 9, 2016

ball snorkelling

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.

I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.

by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016

balls of stone

Courageous, manly.

100 haunted places you would visit if you had balls of stone

by SunnyNicks June 13, 2016

Wracking balls

Where your balls sag so much and when you walk they hit the side of your legs

Fuck me my legs hurt coz of my wracking balls

by Myworld May 16, 2016

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.

That person is a ball polisher.

by Behsg June 1, 2016

Omnikan Ball

Definitions:

1. Stupid huge volleyballs that gym teachers take care of more than their students and if one is popped everyone is doomed to die.
2. The dumbest thing invented since the Furbies. It's so huge that teachers say it can kill you if you get hit with it just to scare us off.

3. Justin Bieber seems like a better option than this. It's honestly hell to play with it, especially if your like one of the seven dwarfs.

Gym Teacher: "These omnikan balls are going to break someone's neck someday, so if you don't abide by the rules, you're all gonna run for the rest of the class!"

~The Students all roll their eyes at their teachers stupidity~

by therealcakeandpieandcookies January 29, 2018