shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Gummy sloppy

Head from a toothless person, essentially just using the gums of their mouth for an incredibly wet blowjob.

My smoker stepmom took out her dentures and gave me the maddest gummy sloppy ive ever had.

by Eggyverse March 19, 2024

Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

senior shopper

A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.

When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.

by cupps April 10, 2024

ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves

“hey wyd”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”

by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024

Joe Sloppy

When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom

I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now

by Xryxix June 23, 2024

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024