Poopie Penis

The term poopie penis has the simplest definition you will ever see. It is a penis that has poop on it.

My boyfriend and I were having anal sex. I couldn't control my urge to poop while he had his dick inside me and I ended up pooping on his dick giving him a poopie penis.

by GoEatYourWater July 29, 2014

Bull Penis

Boiled Peanuts, a southern delicacy

I am going to head over to the concession stand and get some bull penis.

by dorianhawk February 26, 2015

sister penis

something that Sekretsu can't find out what it means.

"No, I'm not going to hentai.org to find out what sister penis is."

by Iking01 March 27, 2015

penis nipples

When a woman's nipples are long enough to look like small penis's.

That stripper has the longest penis nipples I've ever seen.

by Mummbles the clown June 5, 2015

Penis Envy

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

by Botaku October 1, 2018

Small Penis

A very small penis like Haygen Bakers penis from TCMS

A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night

by That gay guy everyone likes May 10, 2018

penis smoofurdium

pee-nis-smoo-fur-dee-umm.

a penis smoofurdium is street-slang, or slander for ejaculating your penis, while at the same time petting your cat ( it must be smokey gray, or look like tech 9ne, dogs dont count.) to achieve smoofurdium you must tickle your mother with one of your pubic hairs, while turning your rectum inside out and, you half to have a swimming pool, if you dont, i dont care about you. 'nuff said.

josh miller: yeah, my mom totally freaked when you tickled the shit out of her with your dick froe.

cameron carter: fuck yeah, best penis smoofurdium ever man.

and a box.

by mr.cameronpants November 14, 2011