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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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James

James is some guy who plays way to much FNAF and has a problem.
Person: "Where's James?"
Other Person: "Playing FNAF."
by ThisWasTakenWasTaken April 11, 2022
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020
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Ronn James

Runs around in fortnite and only builds (doesn't shoot).
"you know ronn james?"

"he isn't good at fornite"

"bro kick him from the party"
by Secret_1234 May 13, 2021
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James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
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James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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