james mcalpine

the tallest man in the world
7”2 horse racing baddie

“have you seen that tall guy”
“no way mate he’s bloody tall, who is he?”
“that’s james mcalpine the horse racing guy”

by heatherwhite August 21, 2025

james

james is one of a kind. you will never meet a man like him. james is the best son, brother, friend, and boyfriend one could ever possibly find. it is difficult to not be obsessed with james. even just thinking about him can make a person kick their feet back and forth. he is the sweetest! don’t ever take james for granted. he is like a unicorn. he gives life lemons.

anyone: “how are you doing today?”
me: “man i really love james”

by jamesbiggestfan888 November 20, 2023

James

That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.

Hello my name is james what did you call me for
: the email
:I see, what email

by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019

James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.

Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy

by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022

Black James

Black James, doesn't shut up but he will make you shut up with his big juicy cock🤤🥵

I'm gonna do a black James

by wowto August 1, 2024

James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

James Wyatt Moment

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words

How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck

by TTT&VL February 17, 2024