Carl Sandburg High School

Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques

Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot

by RedmanChew August 1, 2012

East Forsyth High School

This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones

Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit

by Michael_primato August 10, 2021

East Ridge High School

East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.

"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.

by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011

Lake Orion High School

This Michigan high school is full of stuck-up bitches, jocks, rich pussies, and white trash. It's the largest high school in Oakland County but is still over populated with the scum from Pontiac and lower parts of Lake Orion.

If Lake Orion High School got sucked down by a sinkhole, I still wouldn't care about that shit hole.

by klingadingding August 25, 2010

Gulf Coast High School

A bunch of pussy faggots who are financially carried by their parents, and who will eventually marry within the family. These fuckboys will eventually go to a division 1 college, get pointless degree, and end up taking over their father's company. Their lives will go on to be pointless and no worth living for. At the age of forty they'll have 2 kids, a wife that looks nothing like when they married her, and a raging compassion for alcohol. Eventually they'll take one too many pills and die a cowards death.

Friend 1: Need money for gas
Friend 2: Nah, my dads got it. I go to Gulf Coast High School remember
*Calls dad*
Friend 2: Dad can I have some gas money
Dad: Yea, it'll cost you one anal bruising

Friend 2: Okay dad, thanks

by Dip spittin dan September 7, 2016

cypress bay high school

School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.

by the_true_meaning August 9, 2017

North Hunterdon High School

A school full of rich kids who have brand new cars bought by mommy and daddy, has a few hicks, and a lot of wannabe rap gods. The boys bathroom is where all the fun goes down, fights, vaping, pranking, etc. Some teachers are good but the overall system and board is shit. Everyone’s chrome book is covered in stickers and girls carry around $40 water bottles.

That girl in the brand new Jeep with the vineyard vines stickers on it definitely goes to North Hunterdon High School

by i have senioritis😩 April 12, 2019