chuggin' cock

oral sex performed on a male.

"Dave's probably in Kuna, chuggin' cock"

by resse'slover October 16, 2005

Cock Columbo

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.

That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

sly cock

A penis you don't expect to find somewhere.

"What's that sly cock doing between my legs?"

by Davina April 26, 2006

Cock Coma

The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.

We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.

by FishboneIzRedHot June 21, 2010

cock gobbler

One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.

"Tim sure is a massive cock gobbler."

by M. James August 15, 2003

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Cock Master

Descriptive noun for displaying extreme displeasure at an individual or individuals (Cock Masters).

All of them cock masters, everyone of them just kissing the bosses arse especially Graham, the cock master.

by Richard April 18, 2005