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dreamy blue haze

When you meet a girl off of chat and spend the night, but rather then having sex, you either get a hand job or a blow job, as the female is too fat/ ugly / etc.. for actual sex, even though you could of had it.
prima: Did you fuck that chat bitch last night?

secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.

prima: Epic!
by Anonymous from OK 1 May 26, 2009
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Blue Blood Society

A recently founded secret society at the University of Southern California. It is a group of random rich elitist students. Unlike "Skull and Dagger," the "secret" honor society at USC, no one knows who its members are and how they are chosen. It is a lot like Skull and Bones at Yale except this group isn't well known.
USC student 1: "I wonder if they will pick me to be a part of the Blue Blood Society"

USC student 2: "Doubt it. You're not rich enough"
by sSCs August 14, 2011
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Blue Crab Casserole

When a girl has both pubic lice and a yeast infection.
Last night I went down to eat her out and she had blue crab casserole!
by that was my name! February 4, 2010
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ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
by ugfest December 11, 2008
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Fly-speck blue

The light-medium blue color of old porch ceilings (before air-conditioning) said to keep flies from landing and depositing their tell-tale spots.
It was cool and peaceful on the porch, swinging, gazing up at the freshly coated fly-speck blue ceiling. I fuzzed my eyes and imagined clouds floating by.
by Bendel August 4, 2008
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Blue Collar Chic

Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.
Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.

Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?
by BullWinkle February 5, 2014
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blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.
He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
by wslngy December 2, 2015
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