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p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16
by orangered May 13, 2022
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Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.
"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014
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Kai P. Lomont

A notorious pedophile that lurks on roblox and discord living in the everett washington area.
Yo! is that Kai P. Lomont?!
by pactbyblood April 12, 2025
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qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;[=p;/']

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.

1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.
Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'
by mbxjsy October 8, 2025
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Pushing p

Alex is pushing p right now he crazy
by Joe joe 44 May 30, 2022
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P

The absolute worst thing a parent could type in the history of bad things you could type.
Yeah, so I was vibing until she typed P”

I’m grounded for a month, she typed P
by Youraveragehornymale April 1, 2020
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The P is wobbly

Hi love would you like a beer replied the p is wobbly
by Rigmafluffle March 11, 2020
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