Shit Suppressor

Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.

Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.

by powerbolt May 12, 2016

Smooth as shit

Whenever some does a really clean maneuver.
Or just a real nice poo

That russian ice skater lands smooth as shit.
I only drink smoothies bro no solid foods.

by Smoothasshit February 13, 2018

no shit sherlock

It's just a saying when someone says such a correctly obvious thing.

Royal Guard: Fuck, we're surrouned by these creatures!
News Reporter Who Happened To Tag Along Somehow: No shit sherlock!

by Ball Nyegga the Slanderous Guy January 2, 2017

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019

Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Drac-shit

It's a demonic situation. or a satanic stuff

I heard screaming, some drac-shit goin on...

by Abdirahman Askar(alien November 22, 2020